It’s Cool… In a Serial Killer Kind of Way”: Connor McDavid Mercilessly Trolled Over Stark, Colorless Mansion After Video Tour Goes Viral
Edmonton, AB — When NHL superstar Connor McDavid opened his doors to the public in a video tour of his ultra-modern, multimillion-dollar mansion, he probably expected admiration, not mockery. But the internet had other ideas.
The 27-year-old Edmonton Oilers captain, known for his breathtaking speed and sublime skill on the ice, revealed the inner sanctum of his private life in a feature video produced by Architectural Digest. The sleek and stunningly minimalist mansion located in Edmonton quickly drew attention for all the wrong reasons. Though the property is a marvel of architectural precision and luxury, the color scheme — or rather, the absence of one — became the immediate focal point of ruthless online trolling.
“Looks like an evil villain’s lair,” one user commented. “It’s cool… in a serial killer kind of way,” another quipped. The digs, dominated by shades of gray, black, beige, and white, exuded a cold, showroom-like ambiance that had social media lighting up with jokes and dark humor. From the sterile, polished concrete floors to the stark black walls and white furniture, fans and critics alike questioned whether anyone actually lives there — or if it’s just where Batman goes to brood.
A Mansion Built for a Champion — or a Movie Villain?
The McDavid residence, which he shares with his longtime girlfriend Lauren Kyle, was designed with the help of Kyle and her interior design firm. In the video tour, McDavid proudly displayed a number of features that scream elite athlete opulence: a private gym, wine room, custom-made bar, and of course, a giant walk-in closet for his suits and game-day drip. A floating staircase, towering glass walls, and a futuristic fireplace are all testaments to the mansion’s architectural ambition.
But that ambition, for some, translated more as lifeless and cold than luxurious and inviting.
One particularly viral tweet read:
“Connor McDavid’s house looks like it was decorated by a robot that’s only ever seen 1990s mafia movies.”
Others joked that it looked like the headquarters of a high-tech crime syndicate.
“This is where Bond villains meet up to discuss world domination,” someone wrote under a screenshot of the kitchen.
The McDavid Defense: Form Over Fluff?
Despite the mocking, others came to McDavid’s defense, arguing that the colorless design reflects a modern aesthetic that prioritizes clean lines and functionality. “People just aren’t used to minimalism in Canada,” said one supporter. “Not everything has to look like a cozy mountain lodge with plaid throws and deer antlers.”
The hockey star himself seems unfazed. In the video, he mentions how much he values having a clean and quiet place to rest and focus during the grueling NHL season. It’s clear that the mansion was built as a fortress of solitude, a haven of calm amid the chaos of being the face of a franchise and arguably the best hockey player on the planet.
Lauren Kyle also took to Instagram shortly after the backlash, defending the aesthetic choices by stating that the house was “meant to reflect modern elegance” and a “peaceful contrast to a hectic lifestyle.” Still, her comments were flooded with users tagging Netflix crime thriller titles and horror movie gifs.
From Ice King to Ice-Cold Taste?
While McDavid is lauded for his on-ice vision, fans aren’t quite sure his architectural vision translates as successfully. His playing style is dynamic, explosive, and full of color — the exact opposite of his living space.
One particularly witty critic wrote:
“Connor McDavid plays like he’s on fire, but lives like he’s in an icebox. Make it make sense.”
Memes quickly followed. A split-screen image comparing McDavid’s house to a Dexter crime scene circulated widely, while another likened it to an Apple Store redesigned by Tim Burton. Even his choice of furniture was under scrutiny — a minimalist sofa in pale gray sparked a storm of jokes:
“That couch has never seen a hockey butt. It’s for decoration only.”
The Internet’s Verdict: Cool, But Creepy
Although the mockery was relentless, it wasn’t all mean-spirited. Many acknowledged that the home was clearly the product of careful design, significant expense, and a unique taste — just not the kind everyone can appreciate. “It’s sleek and expensive, no doubt,” one fan posted. “But would it kill them to throw in a plant? A colorful pillow? Anything?”
Still, the phrase “serial killer chic” has now become something of a running gag whenever the McDavid home is brought up. And while McDavid continues to dominate NHL headlines for his MVP-caliber performances, it seems his taste in home decor has ignited an unexpected debate about warmth, personality, and the place of color in luxury living.
In the End, It’s Still His Fortress
Trolls aside, McDavid has the last laugh. With a $100+ million contract and endorsement deals rolling in, he’s living in one of the most exclusive residences in Alberta. Whether it’s colorless or not, the house functions as a sanctuary for an athlete at the top of his game.
And maybe that’s the point.
After all, as one Reddit user hilariously noted:
“Let the man live in a Bond villain lair. He plays hockey like he’s from another planet — the house just fits.”
Whether people love it or hate it, Connor McDavid’s mansion has become an unlikely internet sensation — a stark, stylish Rorschach test that says more about us than it does about the man who lives in it.